Me find laptop

Me find laptop in woods today when picking berries. Off of dead hiker. Me turn on, find unsecured Wi-Fi network named "My_connection" (me surprised at lack of creativity in name). Bigfoot finally wired! Me will think of stuff to type for reading later. Bigfoot would type now, but me need to call Dell rep first, make sure Bigfoot get warranty extended.

Bigfoot also need to look craig's list to find ergonomic keyboard. Typing hard!