Me confused about Dell

Me finally call Dell, speak to Indian in Hydrabad named "Steve". Steve nice, but Bigfoot have hard time understanding words. Me no think his real name was Steve. Bigfoot understand that outsourcing saves money, make shareholders happy, but me wish I could understand Steve. Bigfoot also misses Kozmo.com, me liked their Caprice sandwiches and fast service. Bigfoot found Kozmo messenger bag once. On dead hiker.

Me go set up Netflix account now. Bigfoot like movies! Me rent "Alexander" to see if it was as bad as critics say. Oliver Stone should make Bigfoot movie, w/ Tom Cruise as Bigfoot. Kidding! Me make joke! Scientology creeps out Bigfoot.