Yeti no like "The Da Vinci Code"

Me no think it was so bad (Bigfoot enjoy watching French actress butcher the English language), but he say "That was the most goddamn boring movie I have seen in my fucking life. This is from the team that gave us "Splash"? Fuck Opie Cunningham and Tom Hanks and yes, I'll say it, fuck you Jean fucking Reno. I mean, shit, it was about as exciting as watching grass dry. Wait...I mean it was about as exciting as watching paint grow. Wait, that's not it...Jesus Christ, this shit is strong. Are there any donuts left?