Bigfoot have Designer Intelligence

Me read about humans fighting with other humans about how Bigfoot was created. Some humans think that many big things came naturally from a few small things, and other humans think that something named the Flying Spaghetti Monster created humans. People that believe in Flying Spaghetti Monster think that because world so complex, me couldn't have been random, me have to have been invented by smart creature, smarter that even Goatsucker or Yeti. Some of them also say that there is no Missing Link to prove that humans came from a few small things, so they wonder why they are teaching human children that humans come from monkeys. They want to tell human children that maybe humans come from monkey, but also maybe humans were created by the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Me talk to Yeti and Goatsucker about this. Yeti say something about calling the Discovery channel, but Goatsucker say "Now is not the right time to show ourselves to humans, their feeble minds could not comprehend a world in which their mental creations come tearing into their reality. We would be arrested, dissected, and ultimately destroyed by the Machine. Under no circumstances are we ever to expose oursevles to humans. EVER. Now pass me that goddamn bottle of wine"

Later, after Goatsucker get drunk and rant for several hours before passing out, Bigfoot ask Yeti why Goatsucker hate humans so much, he say "first of all, your overall grasp of the whole Evolution vs. Intelligent Design thing is really fucked up, to the point where I think it actually freaked him out a bit, and second of all...well, second of all would take too long for me to to explain, so why don't you just shut the fuck up and get me the bong. And would it kill you to bring me back a soda for once in your life?"

Later, after Yeti get skulled, we play Xbox for 9 straight hours, and forget what we were talking about earlier. Me think it's better that way.