Goatsucker make Bigfoot's head hurt

Goatsucker come to town yesterday, need place to crash for a while, stay in Bigfoot's MIL apartment. Me wish he come over more but he live in Los Angeles, which seems strange to Bigfoot, even by human standards. He say he have screenplay idea about "the collective subconscious of the human race manifesting mythical creatures into a physical form to satisfy a primal need," and needing my input as I was a "textbook example of the phenomena." Me no understand the words. Goatsucker almost as hard to follow as the dialogue from Season 2 of "Deadwood".

Yeti come over later to see Goatsucker (they good friends), they drink Everclear and make animated talk for many hours that make Bigfoot's head hurt. Bigfoot no like when they get together, make Bigfoot feel bad for being dumb and not possessing even the most rudimentary command of the Queen's English. Last night, when me try and talk, Yeti say "Thanks Donny, now shut the fuck up and let the adults finish their conversation," and then flick cigarette butt at me, which make Bigfoot mad (even though me appreciate the Big Lebowski reference). Later, after Yeti pass out, Goatsucker suggested that we shave off his pubic hair and make 2 big white yamulkas. Goatsucker is what Grammy Bigfoot would call a "real jew."