System of a Bigfoot

Me use iTunes to download "Mesmerize" onto iPod. Bigfoot and Yeti like System of a Down, but DB not like it. DB old and not hip to the scene like Yeti and Bigfoot, he still listening to Yes all the time. Me no like Yes, except the pretty album covers, which remind Bigfoot of what things look like when I eat the special yellow moss that Yeti bring over (he calls it "Moldy Gold" and gets very paranoid if me ask where he gets it from).

Yeti used to sell the yellow moss to young humans at Phish concerts, but had to stop when the band stopped playing due to what Yeti say was "Trey coming down with a major case of I'm-an-asshole-and-want-to-go solo-itis. I'm surprised he hasn't asked Rick Rubin to produce his next goddamn album. And what's with that guy? Is there a single fucking rock band alive that he hasn't produced at some point? Almost makes you miss Jeff Lynne..." Yeti keep talking, but Bigfoot tune him out at that point.

Me write song for sending to System of a Down, maybe they like it and put it on next album; if anyone in the greater Los Angeles Armenian community knows them, please send them link to my song, me willing to give up publishing rights:

My foot is much bigger than yours,
My foot can walk right through the door
With a Bigfoot so pure
It's got you Bigfoot-ing for more.

Cool, in denial, we're the cruel Bigfootators smoking
Cigaro Cigaro Bigfoot
Cool, in denial, we're the cruel Bigfootators smoking
Cigaro Cigaro Bigfoot

My foot stinks much better than yours,
My foot stinks right down through the floor.
With a Bigfoot so pure
It's got you Bigfoot-ing for more.

Cool, in denial, we're the cruel Bigfootators smoking
Cigaro Cigaro Bigfoot
Cool, in denial, we're the cruel Bigfootators smoking
Cigaro Cigaro Bigfoot

Can't you see that I love my foot?
Can't you see Yeti love my foot?
Can't you see DB love my foot?

We're the Bigfootators that Bigfootulate
We're the Sasquatchaters that De-Sasquatchate
We're the Yetigators of all Yeticide
Burning through DB's G-13, DB run and hide

Cool, in denial, we're the cruel Bigfootators smoking
Cigaro Cigaro Bigfoot
Cool, in denial, we're the cruel Bigfootators smoking
Cigaro Cigaro Bigfoot

We're the Bigfootators that Bigfootulate
We're the Sasquatchaters that De-Sasquatchate

Cool, in denial, we're the cruel Bigfootators smoking
Cigaro Cigaro Bigfoot
Cool, in denial, we're the cruel Bigfootators smoking
Cigaro Cigaro Bigfoot

My foot is much bigger than yours,
My foot can walk right through the door
With a Bigfoot so pure
It's got you Bigfoot-ing for more!