Yeti no like Safeco Field

Yeti dress up as human and go to Mariner game last night, but he come back very angry. Bigfoot ask why, Yeti say "Well let's see...I paid $35 to watch a terrible team get shut out, 9 dollars for each beer, 4 bucks for a bottle of soda, and 5.50 for a hot dog that tasted like your hairy dick. And you're asking me why I'm angry?"

Me think that Yeti get what he deserves for rooting for the Mariners. Bigfoot a Yankee fan from way back.