Bennett Backs Blasting Black Babies Before Birth

Me read today about human named Bill Bennett who said that crime in this country would go down if you killed all the black babies before they were born (Bigfoot had to read the comment 9 times to make sure I wasn't imagining it).

Me talk to Goatsucker about it, he say that "As much as I support the euthanasia of pre-natal human filth of any race, I would never actually say it out loud. It's very disturbing when the ex-secretary of education (and drug czar) freely admits that he thinks aborting African-American babies would be one way to reduce crime in the U.S. I mean, stuff like that does not fly in this country, except maybe in Texas, which I hear is trying to pass a law preventing blacks from procreating at all unless the union is personally sanctioned by Tom Delay and/or the entire coaching staff of the Dallas Cowboys."

DB don't agree, he says the statements were taken out of context, that he was just making point, and the liberal press was making a big deal out of nothing. Yeti say it doesn't make a difference what the point was, that only a "clueless fucking idiot would string those words together in a sentence in private, let alone broadcast them all over the radio, you stupid redneck asshole. Now get the fuck out of my cave." When DB point out that we were actually in his cave, Yeti pick him up, throw him out and yell "Whose cave is it now, bitch? Huh? WHOSE CAVE IS IT NOW?"

Me find out later that Yeti was, as Goatsucker say, "doing time in tweak-city thanks to some bathtub meth." Bigfoot no understand what that means, but thought it sounded pretty.