Drudge no like Peace Mom

Me see this headline on Drudge Report:

CINDY SHEEHAN ARRESTED AT WHITE HOUSE IN CUNNING STUNT

Bigfoot no think much about it until Yeti tell me that what he was really doing was calling her a "Stunning Cunt." Me think that he so angry with Peace Mom, Drudge must be in love with her, but Yeti say "no, Matt Drudge is a weird cat. He's an admitted homosexual, but uber-conservative, and happens to be a total bitch as well. Striesand is the one he's really obsessed with. But what self-respecting gay man isn't?"

Me think Yeti needs sensitivity training. So much hate!