Dirty Pretty Things

Me have been looking at my laptop to see what bad things Yeti might have done when he was using it, like downloading human pornography or cracked versions of SQL Server. Me no find anything yet except for some saved IM conversations. Bigfoot no understand what this one means, but post anyway for humans to read...

DirtyWhiteBoy:
I read your post and saw that you were into the whole IM sex thing.

69SoFine:
That's right handsome. Have you ever done this before?

DirtyWhiteBoy:
Not on a laptop. I have a hard time typing with my left hand, so...

69SoFine:
That's OK big boy. Why don't you lean back, unzip your pants and let me do the typing?

DirtyWhiteBoy:
Believe me, doll, Pants aren't an issue. Let's make some magic...

69SoFine:
Imagine that I'm in your room, wearing a black nightie and high-heeled shoes.

DirtyWhiteBoy:
...and I'm done. Any chance we can do this again next week?

There are many more Yeti conversations where that came from, maybe me will post some in the future, at least the ones that aren't too bad for me to show to any humans. DB read a few of them and say it was "some of the most clumsy and sexually depraved text I have ever read, and I've read all the Ann Rice books, except for the one where Lestat gets a job at a inner-city high school and inspires the kids to pass their SAT's." Bigfoot no remember that one, me stopped at "Queen of the Damned;" Bigfoot can only take so much of the whole homoerotic vampire thing.