Picture of Bigfoot and Yeti

Many humans write in and ask for picture of Bigfoot and Yeti. While me no have any photos, me find something on the internet that is almost an exact match:



(In reality, we much better looking, have less hair, and have more rounded view of the current political landscape).

Me no like Apple commercials

Bigfoot watch new ad campaign from Apple in which computers are personified by human actors. The Apple is played by a young pseudo-hipster (you can tell by his cool hoodie and sneakers), while the PC is played by a puffy Bill Gates-ish looking actor. Me think this might be the most annoying ad campaign ever, and smacks of elitism; me also think that human who decided to air these ads needs to join the real world sometime.

Me ask Yeti about it, he say that "it's pandering to a bunch of assholes desperate to convince themselves that they are actually cooler than PC users, and really, is there anything more pathetic than that?" Later, me talk about it with Sasquatch, she say "That's funny, I thought they were both supposed to be losers".

Oh Sizz-nap!

Me see this headline on Drudge today:

ANN COULTER RESPONDS TO SEN. CLINTON: 'BEFORE CRITICIZING OTHERS FOR BEING 'MEAN' TO WOMEN, PERHAPS HILLARY SHOULD TALK TO HER HUSBAND WHO WAS ACCUSED OF RAPE BY JUANITA BROADDRICK AND WAS GROPING KATHLEEN WILLEY AT THE VERY MOMENT WILLEY'S HUSBAND WAS COMMITTING SUICIDE.'

Bigfoot think Ann Coulter is a mean human, but Yeti say "Nah, she's just horny; that uptight wacko just needs a good ol' fashioned poke in the whiskers more than any other woman in the country right now. Hell, send her over to my cave, and I'll bang her so hard that she'll end up on the left side of the bed, if you know what I mean."

Me no understand what he mean; subtle political satire is usually lost on Bigfoot.

Yeti no like "The Da Vinci Code"

Me no think it was so bad (Bigfoot enjoy watching French actress butcher the English language), but he say "That was the most goddamn boring movie I have seen in my fucking life. This is from the team that gave us "Splash"? Fuck Opie Cunningham and Tom Hanks and yes, I'll say it, fuck you Jean fucking Reno. I mean, shit, it was about as exciting as watching grass dry. Wait...I mean it was about as exciting as watching paint grow. Wait, that's not it...Jesus Christ, this shit is strong. Are there any donuts left?